??????? is it 2014 or fuckung 1414? does the book have to be handscribed by monks and put on a ship from europe to come to the americas? does a courier have to wait for the spring thaw to navigate the treacherous rivers and roads to my city? did i order this on my laptop or did i just chip my credit card details into a stone block and throw it down the mountain? am i even going to be able to turn the pages or has our species not yet crawled out of the goddamn oceans and evolved opposable thumbs??????????
|—||Although I probably won’t be going to sleep for another 5 hours, I’ve taken my make up off, changed clothes and wrapped my hair, so I cannot accompany you to the club (via blackproverbs)|
OH MY GOSH HE ASKED FOR A HUG AND HIS BUDDY CAME RUNNING IM GONNA CRY
lmao I’m asleep
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY!!!
THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET.
MY CHEST ALMOST COLLAPSED WATCHING THIS
Fuck this is too funny.
"I AM SENDING YOU ON A FIRST CLASS PLANE TO NIGERIA TOMORROW!"
First class? His dad is hella nice!!! XD
omfg Im crying
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lawd. These insults man, hurling them ! HAH! When he came out with that PIPE thooo!!
I SAW THIS AND I DIED BECAUSE OF ACCURACY
Jamaicans and Africans one and the same.
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
1984 is here and now
In 1968, during the administration of US President Lyndon B. Johnson, Eartha Kitt encountered a substantial professional setback after she made anti-war statements during a White House luncheon. Kitt was invited to the White House luncheon and was asked by Lady Bird Johnson about the Vietnam War. She replied: “You send the best of this country off to be shot and maimed. No wonder the kids rebel and take pot.”
During a question and answer session, Kitt stated:
The children of America are not rebelling for no reason. They are not hippies for no reason at all. We don’t have what we have on Sunset Blvd. for no reason. They are rebelling against something. There are so many things burning the people of this country, particularly mothers. They feel they are going to raise sons — and I know what it’s like, and you have children of your own, Mrs. Johnson — we raise children and send them to war.
Her remarks reportedly caused Mrs. Johnson to burst into tears and led to a derailment in Kitt’s career
More than a derailment.
This is what happens when you truly speak truth to power, when you embrace truth with no thought of your own welfare.
This is how the world moves forward, and sees it’s own face for a moment.
Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.