THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.
He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.
^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.
Before we get TOO excited about Sparta let’s just remember that this only applied to Spartan citizens. Spartan society was entirely carried by an underclass of slaves called the Helots. The Helots enjoyed no legal rights and in fact had to pay taxes via crops that they cultivated.
There were many more Helots than Spartans, but they seldom revolted, probably because they had no real power. And given Spartan military might, they would have been slaughtered. And the few times they did revolt, yep, slaughtered.
It was legal to steal from them. Annually, during Crypteia (a Spartan manly man ritual of becoming a man), you could legally kill them, which many Spartan boys did to survive as they were cast from society during Crypteia. It was only illegal to be caught in the act of stealing or murder, and not because it was a crime to kill or steal, but because it was considered degrading to the Spartan man.
So while Sparta was great to some women, it was borne on the backs of countless others who had no rights.
In sum, this is exactly what intersectional feminists complain about as the whitewashing of history, and what Marxists complain about as ignoring historical class conflict.
Some of the most clueless motherfuckers around.
White person could spit in they face and call them a nigger and they would sit there like
“No they aren’t racist! They’re just having a really bad day!”
she has a really pretty pussy
Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant
This gets funnier every time i see it
This this this
I’m so horny my pussy could crack an almond shell right now
Is that what horny pussies do?!?!?
Too bad almonds don’t have shells
I’m so confused.
Oh wait…they do have shells, here I was thinking she was just being nasty, this was actually educational.
Almonds do have shells and it’s a metaphor, for bust a nut.
Former charity president accused of $4M fraud
Brian Brown President of National Relief Charities indicted
Accused of embezzling money intended to help Native Americans
By Brandon Ecoffey
Native Sun News Managing Editor
PORTLAND, Ore. — Brian Brown the president of National Relief Charities has been indicted and arrested for allegedly defrauding the organization of $4 million dollars.
Let me get this straight… A white dude claimed to want to help Native Americans and ended up screwing them over…
this sounds eerily familiar
Omarosa Manigault on Bethenny Frankel show.
Let these hoes know!!!
Omarosa is not NEARLY as successful as Bethenny is though but I’m sleep
that’s the point she was tryna make. about how white women can just twirl around and do cutesy shit and make it, but WoC have to work they asses off to get half of what they got.
I need to find this episode, I love omarosa for doing this. Btw, i read somewhere that Bethany’s show may be getting cancelled soon, so I guess she won’t be all that successful for much longer…..
“I’m a god damn baby.”
“is a billion dollars presentable” always fucking gets me lmaoooo
“lemme call uncle ye he gon embarrass you”
here’s blue ivy though because i can’t not reblog the perfection that is this baby.
When I tell you white folks are trying to take over ALL our shit,
Including the language that they call us ‘ghetto’ and ‘ignorant’ for using?
And they sellin it on teeshirts like a white woman would come up with that phrasing.
AAVE is the same language they penalize us for using, denying us opportunities and resources, calling us ignorant,
But they put it on a shirt with a BLONDE bitch and SELL IT?
I feel kicked in the chest.
WHITE PPL YOU NEED TO STOP
This is why don’t no body fucking like you white people
but remember it is only really cultural appropriation if u wear ~ blue jeanz ~.