“I’m a god damn baby.”
“is a billion dollars presentable” always fucking gets me lmaoooo
“lemme call uncle ye he gon embarrass you”
here’s blue ivy though because i can’t not reblog the perfection that is this baby.
When I tell you white folks are trying to take over ALL our shit,
Including the language that they call us ‘ghetto’ and ‘ignorant’ for using?
And they sellin it on teeshirts like a white woman would come up with that phrasing.
AAVE is the same language they penalize us for using, denying us opportunities and resources, calling us ignorant,
But they put it on a shirt with a BLONDE bitch and SELL IT?
I feel kicked in the chest.
WHITE PPL YOU NEED TO STOP
This is why don’t no body fucking like you white people
but remember it is only really cultural appropriation if u wear ~ blue jeanz ~.
in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her
When men bring up conscription and war casualties as an example of why men are more oppressed than women. It is a patriarchal idea that women are too weak to fight in the military. As is, the military isn’t a safe place for women due to the high number sexual assaults that go unreported or un-investigated.
Get rid of the patriarchy and more of us will gladly go to war with you.
Pollo en mole verde
Chicken covered in Green Mole
Oscar was adopted as a kitten from an animal shelter and grew up in the third-floor end-stage dementia unit at Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, Rhode Island. The 41-bed unit treats people with Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease and other illnesses, most of whom are in the end stage of life and are generally unaware of their surroundings. Oscar was one of six cats adopted by Steere House, which bills itself as a “pet friendly” facility.
After about six months, the staff noticed that Oscar, just like the doctors and nurses, would make his own rounds. Oscar would sniff and observe patients, then curl up to sleep with certain ones. The patients he would sleep with often died within several hours of his arrival. One of the first cases involved a patient who had a blood clot in her leg that was ice cold at the time. Oscar wrapped his body around her leg and stayed until the woman died.In another instance, the doctor had made a determination of impending death based on the patient’s condition, while Oscar simply walked away, causing the doctor to believe that Oscar’s streak (12 at the time) had ended. However, it would be later discovered that the doctor’s prognosis was simply 10 hours too early: Oscar later visited the patient, who died two hours later.
Oscar’s accuracy led the staff to institute a new and unusual protocol: once he is discovered sleeping with a patient, staff will call family members to notify them of the patient’s (expected) impending death.
Most of the time the patient’s family has no issue with Oscar being present at the time of death. On those occasions when he is removed from the room at the family’s request, he is known to pace back and forth in front of the door and meow in protest. When present, Oscar will stay by the patient until they die, then after death will quietly leave the room.
i find this very interesting as this behavior seems common in many cats that reside in mental and nursing homes. Often sharing the bed of the soon to be deceased. In the ancient world cats were revered by many cultures, most famously Ancient Egypt, as guardians of the underworld, keepers of the gate of death, and sometimes even harbingers of death itself. This makes me wonder whether this behavior was observed during ancient times as well and perhaps prompted this belief and many practices surrounding it.
“Why doesn’t she just leave him?!” Well shit, I wonder why?! Research it! (via the-uncensored-she)
Cesare Paciotti 1998
Still Relevant: I’ll Help You Pack Political Cartoon
White American: “It’s time to reclaim America from illegal immigrants!”
Native: “I’ll help you pack.”
No matter how many Border Patrol agents you hire, it will not change the fact that this was never your land to begin with. “Reclaim America” may not be the message Republicans are pushing in 2013, but it remains their intention. Let us not forget that!
Idk why, but I have a thing for biting a girls ass..